I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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