it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Reggie can tackle my bush.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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