I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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