the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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