we're blogging at a bar
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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