Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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