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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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