If i come over, it means nothing
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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