Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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