Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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