That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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