well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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