yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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