There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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