I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Welp...herpes.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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