There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I skipped work to stalk him.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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