right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
