I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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