You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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