so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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