But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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