At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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