So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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