Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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