ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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