drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
