The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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