absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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