I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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