he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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