Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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