Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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