So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
be right there i have to get my cape
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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