I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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