He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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