Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
