just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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