Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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