My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
