god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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