What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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