I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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