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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.

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  You might as well just give her the money now.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home

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• (949): View more from California

  One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love

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• (925): View more from California

  I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?

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  Yup

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  I love us.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.

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• (530): View more from California

  I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.

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