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(518): View more from New York

You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window

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(479): View more from Arkansas

You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

did you fuck him yet?

(1-902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits

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(989): View more from Michigan

I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.

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(541): View more from Oregon

But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...

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