Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
I love us.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.