Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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