Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Less talking, more tequila
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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