Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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