hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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