remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
worst night to have a conscience
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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