About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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