Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
