just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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