Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You're a waste of cheezeits
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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