we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
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You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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