just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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