I love black thongs
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
