11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I must be too annoying 4 u.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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