But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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